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The Onion Movie

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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The Onion Movie Cast

Name Character
Daniel Dae Kim He was 39, now 55 years old as Ivy Leaguer
Steven Seagal He was 56, now 72 years old as Cock Puncher
Don McManus He was 48, now 64 years old as Dennis McCormick
Brendan Fletcher He was 26, now 42 years old as White Black Guy Tim
Len Cariou He was 68, now 84 years old as Norm Archer
Meredith Baxter She was 60, now 76 years old as Cooking Show Chef
Rodney Dangerfield He was 86, 82 years old when he died as Rodney Dangerfield
Larissa Laskin She was 55, now 71 years old as Dana Dobbs
Jed Rees He was 38, now 54 years old as Wizard Proteus
Ken Takemoto as Sensei
Ahmed Ahmed He was 37, now 53 years old as Ahmed
Michael Bolton He was 55, now 71 years old as Michael Bolton

The Onion Movie Crew

Name Department
Gil Netter as Producer. He was 8 (now 24) years old Production
David Miner as Producer. He was 38 (now 54) years old Production
Robert D. Siegel as Writer. He was 36 (now 52) years old Writing
Todd Hanson as Writer. He was 8 (now 24) years old Writing
Tom Kuntz as Director. He was 35 (now 51) years old Directing
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  • Release day: Saturday, May 31, 2008
  • Runtime: 80 minutes