A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Credits
No Sex Please: We're British Cast
| Name |
Character |
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Beryl Reid
She was 54, 77 years old when she died
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as Bertha Hunter |
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Sydney Bromley
He was 64, 78 years old when he died
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as Rag & Bone Man |
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David Swift
He was 53, 82 years old when he died
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as Inspector Paul |
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Valerie Leon
She was 29, now 80 years old
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as Susan |
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Susan Penhaligon
She was 24, now 74 years old
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as Penny Hunter |
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Robin Askwith
He was 22, now 73 years old
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as Baker's Delivery Man |
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Ian Ogilvy
He was 29, now 80 years old
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as David Hunter |
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Margaret Nolan
She was 29, now 80 years old
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as Barbara |
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Arthur Lowe
He was 57, 66 years old when he died
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as Mr Bromley |
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Gerald Sim
He was 48, 89 years old when he died
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as Reverend Mower |
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Frank Thornton
He was 52, 92 years old when he died
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as Glass Shop Manager |
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Ronnie Corbett
He was 42, 85 years old when he died
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as Brian Runnicles |
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Deryck Guyler
He was 59, 85 years old when he died
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as Park Keeper |
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Michael Robbins
He was 42, 62 years old when he died
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as Car Driver |
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Michael Ripper
He was 60, 87 years old when he died
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as Traffic Warden |
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Michael Bates
He was 52, 57 years old when he died
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as Mr. Needham |
No Sex Please: We're British Crew
| Name |
Department |
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John Woolf as Executive Producer. He was 60 (86) years old when He died
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Production |
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Ralph Kemplen as Editor. He was 60 (91) years old when He died
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Editing |
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Ray Simm as Production Design. |
Art |
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Eric Rogers as Original Music Composer. He was 51 (59) years old when He died
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Sound |
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John R. Sloan as Producer. |
Production |
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Cliff Owen as Director. He was 54 (73) years old when He died
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Directing |
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Denis Johnson as Production Supervisor. He was 24 (37) years old when He died
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Production |
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Ken Hodges as Director of Photography. He was 7 (now 58) years old
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Camera |
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Wally Schneiderman as Makeup Artist. He was 51 (now 102) years old
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Costume & Make-Up |
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Jenia Reissar as Casting. She was 68 (96) years old when She died
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Production |
